I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
STOP REBLOGGING PORN IT’S A SUNDAY MORNING YOU SHOULD GO TO CHURCH
there’s something really gay about two men having sex with each other
can u link us to the emma watson pic??
Why would I link you to a fake nude photo that is being spread to demolish somebody’s feminist goals? Why would I do that?
Additional Tags: Teacher-Student Relationship, Rimming, Oral Sex, Masturbation
Gerard has a strict policy when it comes to teachers, namely that they should be avoided at all costs because every last one of the bastards is out to get him.
(Mikey says Gerard is paranoid. Gerard says that’s exactly what they want him to think.)
What’s getting to Gerard is that he’s never had any reason to doubt his theory before now. Now, though… well. All of a sudden, Gerard does have a reason to question his policy, and it wears ties and cardigans and ridiculously dorky sweater vests and gets all excited about metaphors.
A teacher!Frank fic, in which cliches abound.
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Additional Tags: Violence, Blood, Vampires, what can be perceived as a variation of sleep!groping, accidental biting of a human that turns into a public scandal, Pete Wentz flirting with everyone
It had been one year since the original cast of Jersey Shore had decided that they wanted nothing more to do with the show. They all wanted their own lives, some away from the cameras, and some for the whole world to see. It wasn’t like MTV was going to force them to be on the show, even though it was a very tempting thought.
After months of noticing the trends in popular culture and watching various movies about the subject matter, they finally decided on what they wanted this new version of the show to include.
This was how Jersey Shore: Vampire Edition came to be.